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Our story
It all started on a beautiful August night while dining on the patio of our local country club. Next to us sat a large group of the club’s long-time members. We couldn’t help but overhear their constant stream of racist and sexist comments spoken at a volume only reached when mixing large amounts of alcohol with dementia medication. Almost immediately, I couldn’t help but think, “I hate these people”, a sentiment that was further reinforced when the occupants at adjacent table got up and left out of disgust.
Several days later, while returning home from dropping the kids off at school, I was lamenting the cost of golf balls. Earlier in the week, I had played a particularly bad 18 and lost several of the balls I had just recently purchased, necessitating a trip to the local golf shop to refill the coffers. “If only there was a way to match golfers like me with balls left behind by aged country club members, whose numbers are dwindling every day”, was all that I could think. In that moment, corpseballs.com was born.